Dear John,

 

You were right about everything.
Teleportation.
Holograms.
Cloning.

We brought back dinosaurs.
And they’re domesticated.
Yes, just like The Flintstones.

Moustaches are still cool.

Avoid people with shortened names.
They can’t be trusted.

Hope you like metal legs.
Cause now you have two.
Blame the cheeseburgers.

And diabetes.

Oh, and by the way.
We now go by Jon.


Good luck,
Future Jon


P.S.  You were adopted.

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